cloudwatchingangels:

w33nawbuzznarl:

rifa:

lisasedai:

i hate it when

there’s like a feeling in your gut that something is very wrong and the feeling is so strong that it makes you feel physically ill but the problem is that there’s actually nothing wrong so you don’t know what to do

and the feeling just doesn’t go away

OH MY GOD OTHER PEOPLE GET THIS

what if you have a soul mate and thats what happens 

when theyre in trouble 

lelouchslove:

LOOK AT PLUTO.

PLUTO YOU WILL ALWAYS BE INVITED TO MY PARTIES, OKAY

Reblogging for pluto.

Pluto, stop making me emotional! ;A;

AU: Dean comes to new school, where draws attention of Castiel - a shy and silent boy. Dean is under his charm and they start dating. However, soon everything breaks down, because Dean fucking Winchester is not the type a boyfriend for longer. He leaves, leaving Cas with a broken heart. And then, 10 years later, they meet again…

a good soldier and nothing else. daddy’s blunt little instrument.

thescarfofsherlock:

windyegberts:

prettyboyandmoose:

dalailamaofficial:

have you ever thought about the fact that like 6 people died because romeo couldn’t control his dick 

This makes it sound like he went round with his dick smacking people to death because he can’t control it

is that not what happened 

normanbecile:

musicofthestage:

timelordparadise:

myownlost:

I’d like to cancel my subscription to Menstrual Cycle Monthly

I’m sorry, it appears you’ve taken out a fifty-sixty year subscription. However, we can pause it for nine months as long as you sign a contract that says you’ll take out a subscription to Baby Daily for at least eighteen years

Damn those Terms and Conditions.

i didn’t even read them i’ve made a terrible mistake

georrgeweasley:

capoutoftime:

peskiipiksi:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

halfhardtorock:

dewdroponaleaf:

aw rats guyz he figured us out :(

Damn, he makes feminism sound so badass.

aw shit man, I really didn’t want people to know about my practicing witch craft and baby killing yet.

he’s onto us, better wip out my witchcraft 

at least he hasn’t discovered our puppy fighting rings or bra factory burning campaigns

Lets hope he doesn’t find the sanitary factories where we make men test out the products

titanqueen13:

allthedirtygirlswantbenedict:

So I did the thing.

i think i died at

” His name? *Dramatic pause* … MERLIN”